When In Life

king-klassic:

ohhiimsam:

taintanthony:

a moment of silence for all of the straight girls

1.  I never fake an orgasm and I’m a straight girl.  So fuck you.
2. YOU ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR YOUR OWN ORGASM.  DON’T FAKE THEM.  GUYS WANT TO GET YOU OFF BUT JUST BECAUSE THEY’RE INSIDE YOU DOESN’T MEAN THEY CAN READ YOUR FUCKING MIND YOU STUPID BITCHES.  
HE ISN’T DOING SOMETHING RIGHT?  THEN USE YOUR FUCKING WORDS AND TELL HIM WHAT TO DO.  DON’T MAKE CUNTY PASSIVE AGRESSIVE TUMBLR POSTS
ALSO, HOW CAN HE GET YOU OFF WHEN YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT GETS YOU OFF?  GET YOURSELF OFF AND THEN TELL (OR SHOW) HIM WHAT TO DO.

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.  NOT EVERYTHING HAS TO BE HANDED TO US ON A SILVER FUCKING PLATTER.  SOMETIMES WE NEED TO FUCKING WORK FOR SHIT.



I love you Sam

king-klassic:

ohhiimsam:

taintanthony:

a moment of silence for all of the straight girls

1.  I never fake an orgasm and I’m a straight girl.  So fuck you.

2. YOU ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR YOUR OWN ORGASM.  DON’T FAKE THEM.  GUYS WANT TO GET YOU OFF BUT JUST BECAUSE THEY’RE INSIDE YOU DOESN’T MEAN THEY CAN READ YOUR FUCKING MIND YOU STUPID BITCHES.  

HE ISN’T DOING SOMETHING RIGHT?  THEN USE YOUR FUCKING WORDS AND TELL HIM WHAT TO DO.  DON’T MAKE CUNTY PASSIVE AGRESSIVE TUMBLR POSTS

ALSO, HOW CAN HE GET YOU OFF WHEN YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT GETS YOU OFF?  GET YOURSELF OFF AND THEN TELL (OR SHOW) HIM WHAT TO DO.

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.  NOT EVERYTHING HAS TO BE HANDED TO US ON A SILVER FUCKING PLATTER.  SOMETIMES WE NEED TO FUCKING WORK FOR SHIT.

I love you Sam

ink-and-roses:

ahumblebard:

doxian:

I want a movie about a little girl, aged like 11-12, going through the stuggles of prepubescent girl life, with her entire inner monologue is narrated by Samuel L. Jackson.

Shot of disgruntled adorable little girl.

SLJ: I knew that Susie was a backstabbin’ motherfucker, and if anyone was going to ruin my chances of being Miss Sugar Drop Queen, it was that asshole. 

I didn’t know I needed this in my life until now.

This is never not funny

(via joshpeck)

radgoku:

i dont think my friends understand. when i say my room is messy i dont mean “cute” messy where i have a jacket hanging here and there i mean messy as in fuckin trash island where garbage citizens hold elections over who will become the next trash overlord it’s fuckin gross

(via joshpeck)